I'm fucking mental: Archive

Pretty sure I'm going to be like bridget jones

Except ill be a teacher. And I probably won’t bang my boss.

Nov 29th

Nov 28th

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Why is bondage called bondage?

Your not bonding. Your fucking hurting someone.

Nov 27th

Well I didn't win.

You all didn’t send the love. Guess that means I have to unpack my bags to London then. (it’s sad that I try and enter competitions to get to London. Even if its only for 5 days!)

Nov 27th

I want to win this competition

You don’t have to know what it is. Just imagine me winning it. Its for your benefit!

Nov 26th

Nov 25th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 23rd

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How the fuck is it that my cousin can be engaged twice before she’s 21!!!!!!!! Fuck my picky high standard life!

Nov 23rd

Nov 22nd

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Nov 22nd

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It's like your screaming but no one can hear. You...

Nov 22nd

Nov 21st

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Nov 21st

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Rice!

IS A QUIET FOOD! That means you don’t sound like a cow chewing the fucking cud!

Nov 20th

Me (drunk): so there was this guy I fancied, but he’s giving me mixed signals. I have no idea what he wants. Bec (also drunk): you sure he’s not gay?! Me: actually now that you say that. You’re probably right! Story of my life!

Nov 20th

I love myself I want you to love me When I’m feelin’ down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me I don’t want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don’t want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You’re the one who makes me happy honey You’re the sun who makes me shine When...

Nov 18th