Pretty sure I'm going to be like bridget jones
Except ill be a teacher. And I probably won’t bang my boss.
Why is bondage called bondage?
Your not bonding. Your fucking hurting someone.
Well I didn't win.
You all didn’t send the love. Guess that means I have to unpack my bags to London then. (it’s sad that I try and enter competitions to get to London. Even if its only for 5 days!)
I want to win this competition
You don’t have to know what it is. Just imagine me winning it. Its for your benefit!
How the fuck is it that my cousin can be engaged twice before she’s 21!!!!!!!! Fuck my picky high standard life!
It's like your screaming but no one can hear. You...
IS A QUIET FOOD! That means you don’t sound like a cow chewing the fucking cud!
Me (drunk): so there was this guy I fancied, but he’s giving me mixed signals. I have no idea what he wants. Bec (also drunk): you sure he’s not gay?! Me: actually now that you say that. You’re probably right! Story of my life!
I love myself I want you to love me When I’m feelin’ down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me I don’t want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don’t want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You’re the one who makes me happy honey You’re the sun who makes me shine When...
I have so many unwanted desires to do many things to James Franco!
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer...– Dr. Seuss (Submitted by ohhaileana)
My tummy it hurts. I need a hug!
Notification from my ex pops up...
Wtf? ‘OMG I cant believe Miley cyrus did this!!’ Ugh! *delete*
Queen of the damned bitches.
Now thats a real vampire movie!
Wanted: a single guitarist!