Im watching this show...
This girl is talking about taking her dildo to uni… WHO TAKES THEIR DILDO TO UNI?! Someone please inform me.
The Daily Telegraph said so:
WORLD’S WORST LOVERS: 1. Germany (too smelly) 2. England (too lazy) 3. Sweden (too quick) 4. Holland (too dominating) 5. America (too rough) 6. Greece (too lovey-dovey) 7. Wales (too selfish) 8. Scotland (too loud) 9. Turkey (too sweaty) 10. Russia (too hairy) WORLD’S BEST LOVERS 1. Spain 2. Brazil 3. Italy 4. France 5. Ireland 6. South Africa 7. Australia 8. New...
I'm sorry, but this made me laugh so much! →
Skype me - iamsam19
You make me invisible, like the sky you make my...
cause i may be bad, but im perfectly good at it
Listening to pass out :)
No wonder my accent is confused, Im listening to a UK radio, and watching Australian TV…
dont worry about it.
You don’t have to believe me But the way I, way I see it Next time you point a finger I might have to bend it back Or break it, break it off Next time you point a finger I’ll point you to the mirror
Okay, we're locked up in a room with no way out!!...
well everyone said sing, so i wanna change it. Lets to a production. or improvisation or something ridiculous! Ask me anything
What film do you think should win Best Picture for...
Inception. nuff said Ask me anything
So, would things have been different if i was...
Something to think about.
Y u no talk to me no more!
it things aren't right in the end, then its not...
If i could have last year again.
I would have given more time to the people that deserved it.
"given the chance, I'm gonna be somebody"
add me on skype and make me laugh please :)
amyeloise: miftycent Please be on skype in an hour! I have new hair!
Whats your middle name?
Anne :) Ask me anything
I miss you too x :) Ask me anything
The people you thought would still speak to you, has never said a word to you since you left.
Missing the UK like mad today, I suggest my... →
It feels like a million years ago.
I miss you....
"I rode a boar, and i was thinking of you"
My new quote!
400 dead or missing.
What did ‘down under’ ever do to you mother earth!
I love my fake eyelashes.
The give me some sort of confidence, like an alter ego. Like clarke Kent but, with out glasses, and the opposite.
That dumb toy you gave me is sitting on my lap.
I still hug it every night.
I'm two quarters of a heart down, and i dont want...
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My parents are talking about vibrators. I...