September 2011
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Oh scrubs
You crack me up!
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When posting something on someone's wall Facebook...
If I could really tell people what’s on my mind!
“Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. ~Wilson Mizner”
never think your nothing, never cry at night...
I have a strange bruise on my upper inner thigh.
I think I clocked my leg on the corner of a table on Friday night… Or I could just say its a hickey…cause I’m cool like that!
Funny times!
Sitting in a car, drunk inhaling mcdonalds.
Me: ‘uh? What’s this sticker on my arm?!’
Chris: ‘sam you got that when you went into the gay bar, it’s so they know your a fag hag!’
Me: They did what?! I didint see them do that. Wait this has the mcdonalds sign on it. You stuck it on me!
Chris: still makes you a fag hag!
Darren criss
I want to be on you
Goddamn you Vodafone!
Your ‘upgrades to your system’ are making me have no reception.
Not that I have a social life anyway!
ever feel like the last resort friend?
Like y’know when there is parties and stuff and your not invited, or if something else better comes up they cancel…..
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cheers for the freaking weekend.
Ill drink to that
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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is it just me, but when you were younger…..
sammehsaladpants:
did you practice signing your last name with your ‘crush’ to see if it could fit?
or am i just mental
IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE JUST DOING ON SKYPE? AND WAS IT MY NAME?
yes, yes it was!
is it just me, but when you were younger.....
did you practice signing your last name with your ‘crush’ to see if it could fit?
or am i just mental
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drunk drunk drunk and talking to AMY W on skype
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!
YAY SKYPE
amyeloise-w replied to your post: Skyyyyyyyype
if you don’t mind watching me iron, i’l skype you!!
Skyyyyyyyype
If anyone wants to skype me!
I’m online!
People from England only apply!
Iamsam19
Getting pissed and watching inception!
Who needs friends when you have Joseph Gordon Levitt!
Im a cullinary genius!
Chicken 2 min noodles, roast chicken pieces with a chili and lime mayo! mmmm
I wish planning an event with 6 fucking Uni friends was as easy as planning a last minute night out in the forum.
Fuck you Uni people!
I’ll just sit at fucking home next Friday night and celebrate my last fucking placement crying myself to sleep wishing I was in fucking england….
Jealousy!
Fucking kills people!
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I love you!
Even more so when you are in a suit.
Mmmmmmmmmm
Watching inception
I love men in suits
My bed is squeaky…
I could say it’s from all the wild sex….
But I’d be lying!
“We never grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”
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Say it 2 my face - Stop cyberbullying
deadtwat:
http://www.sayit2myface.org/ is a website created to stop cyberbullying. I know it effects a lot of people on here. I see people attacking others anonymously hourly. There are many people who have committed suicide or at least attempted because of the things people say. Please spread this around to let other people know about this website. Thank you.
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I can't believe
That you are still with her! It upsets me beyond belief.
You fucking cheated on her with me and everything, you maggot, and she still loves you!
You do nothing but lie about your pathetic existence! You have to make up stories about how interesting your fucking life is, and tell stories about me to your girlfriend about how I’m crazy and a home-wrecker. You tell this shit to your family...
I want to go out drinking
But everyone in this country is so fucking boring!
